WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR C4K3!!

So I came up with the idea what would dfo players do for cake.
Here is the challenge.
You have a ten minute time limit, you can only use 1 per min spell.
You have to fight 3 bosses at the same time the bosses are, Lotus,Bawanga, and Mecha Tau.
After that you are thrown in pvp with a noob that spams frosties lvl 22 and behind a lava pool full of souleaters 15 to be exact.
And in the corner is this

Now post what you would do! BEST REPLY GETS A REWARDS! SO POST AND THIS ONLY LAST 19days!
THIS CAKE IS GOD LIKE. IF YOU DENY CAKE YOU WILL BE PUNISHED BY THE CAKE ITSELF! This cake, is the last of its kind of strawberry defying goodness. The world will crashed when this cake goes uneaten. This cake might even make you...Godlike with the cake. YOU WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS FKING CAKE IF ITS GOING THROUGH LAB WITH 1HP AND 1MP AND GOING TO VILMARK WITH CRACK SPEED LUGASAES THAT HAVE BEEN ENHANCED TO MOVE AS FAST AS THAT MONK WHO IS IN FROZEN HELL MODE!

Id do something like tis >.>
heavens net everyone >>>
tat one buff >>>
muse uppercut >>>
disc spam >>>
yay cakeee >>>
after reachin the cake i shall take my time n eat it while havin some Jasmin Rose Tea =3

YOU HAVE EARNED A SLICE OF CAKE

I guess... You earned A CAKE! Now enjoy the cake btw what would do when you get the cake. you have 6mins to eat it.

There is no go to town and you didn't say what would you do when you reach the cake. Nice response but not effective towards Soul Eaters and Noobs since they are unaffected by sound and can only be affected by what they do. Now if you want cake please put what would you do when you reach the cake and how would you do it. CAKE RESPONSE REJECTION!

Ok since some of you are confused here my response.
I would tell Bawanga that Mecha Tau and lotus called you fat and tell Mecha Tau that Bawanga said you like to play with teddies.
They will fight to the death leading me to only oil and bomb with Jackyl on Lotus.
Once Im teleported I run past the noob and throw him into the lava pit full of Soul Eaters.
The noob has no more mana and the soul eaters are satisfied with the sacrifice leading me to only walk across the flaming fire.
Instead of running into it I fly across it cause im a witch Duh.
Once I made it to the cake i savor every bite and drink it with milk and chocolate pudding. ^^

Wat i would do 4 tht cake ill make every headshot count, Never die in a dungeon, throw my body as a shield 2 protect tht cake, ill bow down b4 ur all might power 4 sum cake

OMG YOU SURE DESERVE A CAKE!

OK! I MUst GET THIS CAKE SOO HERE I GO :


When im in a dungeon with 3 BIG BULLIES, I Would use MAX LV OF VOID and they'll walk on it till they die! >:3
THEN When suddenly i was thrown in a pvp room with a mage spammer, I Will Use the biggest Artic burst! >:3 The artic should be big enough to go beyond the lava pool ;D
oh then I would enjoy my cake with a cup of milk cause >w< milk + cake = yummy!

K you get a cake now
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I thnk u 4 sum cake... dude if u want a piece make it sound interestin lik i did make it sound lik it waz ur last day on earth